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Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?
US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

a bottle of eucalyptus lotion. i’ll die for sure, but at least i’ll smell nice.

A bag of chocolates. Zombies don’t go for chocolate, do they?

A ukulele.
Well.
This could be interesting.

My Thor throw blanket.
WHY WOULD I CHOOSE THAT AS A WEAPON.
IT’S AWESOME AND LIKE, UTTERLY USELESS UNLESS IT WAS FREEZING.

Knife. Welp, at lest I can poke them in the eye.

My bed. Lol I’m laying down.

A book about shoplifting teenagers.
PAPERCUTS ARE LETHAL.

My boyfriend :D

My rotary cutter…… This actually seems very useful 8D  

A Fatal Fury hat.
Does that mean I now have the skills of Terry Bogart? I’m down with that.

Dice bag full of bottle caps … shit. 

A laundry bag… ? Um…

drownmysorrowsintea:

coldfireserge:

xneverconformx:

zelroid:

sick-of-sara:

cavesandtwigs:

jinxromance:

donricci:

arainbowkibbit:

scottmcrissman:

thought-crime:

thrillist:

Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?

US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

a bottle of eucalyptus lotion. i’ll die for sure, but at least i’ll smell nice.

A bag of chocolates. Zombies don’t go for chocolate, do they?

A ukulele.

Well.

This could be interesting.

My Thor throw blanket.

WHY WOULD I CHOOSE THAT AS A WEAPON.

IT’S AWESOME AND LIKE, UTTERLY USELESS UNLESS IT WAS FREEZING.

Knife. Welp, at lest I can poke them in the eye.

My bed. Lol I’m laying down.

A book about shoplifting teenagers.

PAPERCUTS ARE LETHAL.

My boyfriend :D

My rotary cutter…
… This actually seems very useful 8D  

A Fatal Fury hat.

Does that mean I now have the skills of Terry Bogart? I’m down with that.

Dice bag full of bottle caps … shit. 

A laundry bag… ? Um…

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    computer.Let’s
  2. corinne-nelson reblogged this from himchi and added:
    doom?PILLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Candy
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  5. mylipandmyheart reblogged this from pixel9g and added:
    apparently the mini fridge freezer in my room and all the randomness on top...it: my room...
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    Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with? US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of...
  7. starsthatshineandsparkle reblogged this from where-is-your-boy
  8. where-is-your-boy reblogged this from ivebeenhad and added:
    pillow… AHAHAHAHAHHA I AM FUCKED!
  9. mzotes reblogged this from darksilenceinsuburbia and added:
    A plastic plate, an empty glass, and an iPhone.
  10. vi-va-la-vida reblogged this from ourlifeislike and added:
    NOT MY NIKON D7000 my baby is tooo beautiful
  11. hyungryhyungryhippos reblogged this from wassup-holmes and added:
    my closet man i hope zombies are averse to terrible clothing choices
  12. shadowfacks reblogged this from wassup-holmes and added:
    The Swede and his XBox controller. BRING IT ON.
  13. wassup-holmes reblogged this from lisbeth-salacious and added:
    My purse and a bag of jelly beans.
  14. undereveryrock reblogged this from elliekathryn and added:
    HAHAHA to my left is a 32 ounce solid steel starbucks coffee travel mug. currently full to the brim. bring. it. on.
  15. elliekathryn reblogged this from absquatulate and added:
    I am fortunate that my dog and my purse are next to me…. In my purse is my gun, a knife, and other important objects...
  16. teenagekamikaze reblogged this from scantilyclad82 and added:
    Fender Precision Bass. How rock & roll and bad ass.
  17. taihaku-tk reblogged this from jinxromance and added:
    It’s Jake. God help me.
  18. scifinut reblogged this from coldfireserge and added:
    To my left is my dresser as well as everything in and on top of it. So lots of clothes, a few build a bears, and some...
  19. timajushi reblogged this from itsnitrixx and added:
    I’m glad I’m messy..I have like 200 items to my left I think I’ll survive…
  20. backtooceanavenue reblogged this from foreveralmostalways and added:
    empty McDonalds Cup… guess I’m screwed.
  21. itsnitrixx reblogged this from thenerd-within and added:
    i got a baseball bat and a figurine of goku… do i win?
  22. highfunctionsociopath reblogged this from harry-potter-wholockian and added:
    My fan…. Okay…
  23. wizardarts reblogged this from tarotsport and added:
    My phone, a pillow, and a giant tin of popcorn. At least I’ll bee comfortable, full, and able to call my friends?? :S...
  24. emmaland reblogged this from lokitheconsultingwizard and added:
    yes… i can kill them by sticking their fingers into my pencil shapener… then club them to death with my phone. though it...
  25. jerziew reblogged this from tying--knots and added:
    A lamp … that’s as tall as me!
  26. lokitheconsultingwizard reblogged this from the-nargles-have-the-phonebox and added:
    First thing on the left: SCISSORS! Everything else: colored pencils, a drawing I finished, a 1/3 filled water bottle,...
  27. the-nargles-have-the-phonebox reblogged this from lologreenevines and added:
    A cup of water. I’ll drench the zombies because they melt in water, and when I run out of water, I can use the cup as a...
  28. tying--knots reblogged this from the-golden-fleece and added:
    A box of tissues… Great.
  29. feelslikefallingforthefirsttime reblogged this from quinnfabrayatyale and added:
    Students…. Mostly freshmen? (I’m at work.)
  30. harry-potter-wholockian reblogged this from wizardshavethephonebox and added:
    …An EMPTY kleenex box. Good GOD I’m dead.
  31. ijustreblogshitilike reblogged this from wizardshavethephonebox and added:
    my favorite nail polish. dammit.
  32. thenerd-within reblogged this from chris-colfer-fan and added:
    My best friend….Idk whether I am screwed or lucky:?
  33. vulpinedramatist reblogged this from drownmysorrowsintea and added:
    A laundry bag… ? Um…
  34. migtopia reblogged this from foreveralmostalways and added:
    a fucking stool? I’m not gonna go tame lions, I need a real weapon here!
  35. childofearth reblogged this from finnickatious
  36. suigintou41 reblogged this from astarteakazukin and added:
    A pillow! How nice.
  37. astarteakazukin reblogged this from tsuntsunloli and added:
    fucking nothing ??? oh… the wall
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